The Layperson’s Bible: In Which God Forbids Fighting Dirty

“When men strive together with one another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:
Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her." (Deuteronomy 25:11-12)

 

Grabbing a guy by the balls in a fight? Not cool.